Recalculating Life Route

$61.84 $51.53 NZD

Recalculating Life Route – Built for the kid whose internal GPS proudly screams, “Make a U-turn!” every five minutes. Whether he’s heading for snacks instead of homework or meme-scrolling off the map, this tee broadcasts that every wrong turn is just a scenic detour. Expect frequent “re-routes,” zero apologies, and a whole lot of unexpected adventure points. Buckle up, hit the gas, and own the chaos—tap Add to Cart now before this limited-edition navigation update vanishes from the grid!

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  • Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
  • Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz) 
  • Regular fit
  • Unisex sizing

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.