Sleep optional, stress guaranteed
Introducing the official uniform for every mom running on caffeine, chaos, and 2 hours of sleep—our “Sleep Optional, Stress Guaranteed” t-shirt is brutally honest and hilariously accurate. Whether you're dodging LEGO landmines, negotiating snack treaties, or refereeing sibling squabbles before your morning coffee, this shirt says what every mom is thinking: rest is a fantasy, and stress is a lifestyle.
Perfect for school runs, wine nights, or just reminding the world that motherhood isn’t for the weak.
Ready to laugh through the madness? Grab yours now and wear your parenting truth like a badge of honor—because sleep is overrated, but great t-shirts are forever!
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: "Welcome to our merchandise store!"
- Email: contact@support.shirtstorming.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the lead and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Sleep optional, stress guaranteed Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|