Hide snacks, not emotions
Let’s be real—parenting is tough, and sometimes the only thing standing between you and a full-blown meltdown is a secret stash of snacks... that your kids better not find. This tee is for every mom who’s mastered the art of hiding cookies in tampon boxes and chips in the veggie drawer. Wearing this shirt says, “Yes, I’m emotionally available… unless you touch my hidden stash.”
Whether you’re navigating tantrums, teething, or the terrifying silence of a suspiciously quiet toddler—this shirt has your back (and probably a granola bar in the pocket).
Grab yours now before your snacks—or your sanity—disappear!
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: "Welcome to our merchandise store!"
- Email: contact@support.shirtstorming.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the lead and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Hide snacks, not emotions Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|