Brain’s Retired, Mouth Isn’t
Brain’s Retired, Mouth Isn’t – The Ultimate Grandad T-Shirt!
Your grandad may have clocked out of the 9-to-5 grind, but let’s be real—his opinions are still working overtime! This hilarious t-shirt is perfect for the grandad who’s got zero filter, unlimited stories, and a lifetime of wisdom (or at least dad jokes). Whether he's holding court at family gatherings, cracking up his grandkids, or just offering unsolicited advice to strangers, this tee guarantees endless laughs and nods of approval.
🔥 Warning: May cause excessive storytelling and laughter!
👉 Snag one today and let Grandad do what he does best—talk your ear off in style!
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: shirt storming
- Email: contact@support.shirtstorming.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the lead and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Brain’s Retired, Mouth Isn’t Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
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|
S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|
